PUMP AWAY


The cold will be setting, and the winds gustling, this winter our little toes must be adourned with a pair of staple round toed sky high pumps.

Never settle for less I say!, Dress up your feet fashion lovers and reach the heavens with a pair of Christian Laboutin's. If money is not in your pocket, then I'm sure those chain departments have a stylised version of something like a round toed black pump, not the same, but you'll just have to fake it to make it.


The pointy's are out and the round's are in. If you can't stomp around in one of these, due to a fear of fashion heights, then sorry darling, you'll just have to look 'un - fashionable' for this season.


SIGHT SEEING: Girl wearing matching purple bow headband and purple shoes.

Ok, so it doesn't sound that bad, but you'll have to see it to know what I'm smirking about. The latest head gear for this season is the reborn head band, except not in your plain Jane styles, but instead, the be-jewelled, be-gemmed, lace encrusted, satin stained facets kind. You name it, and its clustered on your head.

Hollywood is a buzz with it, it looks stunning on some fashion lovers, but ill placed on others. You really have to have the 'fashion eye' to pull off such a look. Careful, some fashion lovers look like they're ready for school, as opposed to looking like a stylish fashionista.

This spotted fashion no no, obviously thought she had the fashion eye, but sadly forgot to wear her glasses. Clad in a oddly large purple satin material head band, white top, elastic waist belt, black pant, and purple satin wrap around heels. Need I say more, all fashion conscious, would be shaking their heads and agasp.

The combination was odd, but not ugly. She would have pulled the look off by wearing all black, if she really had that desperate urge to wear matching shoes and head wear. A classic example of one of my pet loathes, 'fail to dress to impress', I could so see she was trying something , but what was it exactly, surely she didn't think she was 'fashionable?'.

A desperate attempt to look almost like one of those girls on those stylish shows 'The hills', 'The city', 'Lipstick Jungle' & 'Gossip Girls'. Sadly, the look just looked cheap, odd and wrong.

Better luck next time dear, we can't all look like Blair from Gossip Girls. Look for another fashion muse honey.


Style rating:

Purple bow and Purple shoes - "curling my lips"

Love me or hate me,


Madam Alexandra E.

fashion critic.fashion expert.fashion queen